Crossed My Mind

The newest thing in my life: Edgar. 1)  What is this cat massage I am hearing so much about? 2) Why did mom give a forties news reporter voice? This is what her friend said: "Edgah here, reporting to ya live from Lara's apatment. The kitty litta isn't what I am used to, but there is good eats.” They are crazy drinking their Jones soda and homemade pizza. 3)  Both of which I am not allowed to have. ...

The first episode of American Idol aired yesterday and I can’t say I was extremely jazzed to watch it, but I anyway. Don’t judge.The main reason I wanted to watch it was because every year, it proves to be quite a laugh when the terribly singers come up in front of the panel and Simon rips them apart. I was quite aware that there would be no Simon this year and two new judges, Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler. To my disgust, they weren’t good judges at all. J-Lo couldn’t say anything bad at all, and Tyler sat there, admittedly a tad funny, looking stunned half the time, and the other half shimmying around and throwing in his signature scream every now and then.  Better luck next year Jersey. I ...

When I am not at school or doing homework, I usually watch a lot of Seinfeld. And when this happens, something to eat never hurts. So get up and open my fridge for the sixteenth time when I decide I will finally make something. A lot of times I decide on what I am going to make by what vegetables are about to go bad next in my fridge or look a little haggard. It just so happened that my zucchini was up to the plate. ...

I said black coffee!!Get me the Free Press. I need five story ideas on my desk from everyone by the end of the day. Make that by the end of the hour. For a few weeks now I have been playing news editor at the Projector as the real editors are away on their work placements. This very important job entails coming up with story ideas, assigning them, and editing them once they are submitted. Editing these pieces is ...