What Crossed My Mind at the Hospital

1. This gown isn't exactly flattering.
2. After not being able to eat for a day my roommate gets beef barley soup? Come on.
3. At least my roommate says funny things when asked to lay down. Things like, "what do I look like, some kind of whore?
4. All I want is a burger and all I get is water.
5. At least I am by a window. Oh wait, that's a view of another building. Super.